Alli Jean

sometimes despite all your best choices and all your best intentions, fate wins anyway.

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

House hunting is exhausting.

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

I finally talk George into getting a kitten only to find out I’m allergic. 😑

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Update: I may have been being slightly dramatic.....he does love me!!! Meet the newest member of our fam. #Gato

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

My boyfriend won’t let me get another dog. So I said I would settle for a cat. He won’t let me get a cat either. Clearly, he doesn’t love me. 🙄😑

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

@MichelobULTRA @joeybellows28

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

@JeremyVallin I’m in MN for work and was thinking the same thing. #Thankful

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

**Truth Hurts comes on the radio**
Me- *letting my inner gangster out singing along**
George- what does she say about a lawn chair...?
😂😂😂

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

My dog found a new favorite toy this morning....she was whipping it around and pouncing on it. Her new favorite toy turned out to be my damn Apple Watch. 😑

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

My baby sister gets married in 2 days and I’m to excited to sleep......in soooooo tired but I can’t sleep 😩send help!

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

I got to clean up dog piss, shower a tired toddler, wash pee sheets and clean a mattress all before 7am. Thank goodness it’s my 1/2 day. #MomLife

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

@KSki_Scrappy_10 Bishhhh you already know 😘

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

The invite list to my shower/bachelorette party (it’ll happen someday) has dropped significantly after my sisters party. People are fucking rude. 🖕🏽

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Friday is bring your dog to work day and Mya and I could not be more excited!!!!!!

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so empathetic. It’s exhausting. 😩💔

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Why is it that on the weekends when I can sleep in I get up at 7, but when I have to get up for work during the week I could stay in bed all day?!?

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Mya has to go outside. I’m sleeping and George is downstairs getting ready for work.
*Mya whines and soft barks until I wake up*
“Go ask dad, I’m still sleeping”
*Whines louder, & licks my face*
#BonusMom #DogMom #WipingButtsandTakingNames

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

Ryleigh needs help after going to the bathroom. I’m in the shower & George is watching tv.
“Al! I’m done!”
“Please ask dad for help, I’m not done showering yet”
“ he’s busy watching tv”
😑😂😩

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

My heart hurts today. 💔

[Alli Jean @allicakes_]

We leave for Nashville in 2 hours and I am way to excited to sleep. #Nash #Friendcation

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