Allison Carter

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors” - Prison Mike

[AP @ashmescudiii]

them DoorDash fees be making my hunger go away

[555✨ @Novided]

we watch Netflix with subtitles over here

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare... 15/10

[Lewis @RichardsonLewis]

6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@HarleySpence13 I need to see this

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@HarleySpence13 You should drop it 🤣

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@HarleySpence13 Nothing has made me feel older than this

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@calebtempleton @BriceCollin People out here making their own rules 😂

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@Stoofi15 I’m laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@BriceCollin Very good point about the swallowing!! Yeah these are assisted living pts on home health, so they aren’t going anywhere soon haha.

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

We work hard, but the @BuzzFeedQuiz staff works harder.

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@calebtempleton @jddaaaa It me 🤣

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

If you haven’t watched The Circle on @netflix you haven’t LIVED

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Here's my top four after tonight's episode 😭😭

#TheBachelor

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@tjlegendre_ Miss you too bb!!

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@tjlegendre_ You. Are. Loved. 💗

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@calebtempleton Identify theft is not a joke

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@picklefigphoto I’m a 7 too! This makes so much sense 😂

[Allison Carter @Allicat456]

@Stoofi15 STEFFI 😂😂 Just when I thought it couldn’t get better