Caleb Templeton

Great value Chris Pratt

[Caleb Templeton @calebtempleton]

♥️ https://t.co/I7DRx2YBKV

[Joedat @Voyboy]

This made me so happy 😻

[Nathan Carroll @Nathan_26_]

One of my favorite World Cup revelations is Europeans not knowing who Alaska belongs to

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Direct-Feed Games @DirectFeedGames]

Did Nintendo announce Donkey Kong 64 for NSO on the 10th anniversary of Harambe's death by coincidence or by design?

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Marco Rubio Preparing to Blockade a Critical Trade Route https://t.co/E7Pa4Zp9yN

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

[Drew 🐉 @Rinnegod]

This like when Naruto went to Ichiraku Ramen after defeating Pain

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

you’re laughing. the Leviathan is waking up near Virginia and you’re laughing.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Lol, the Whitest Kids you know just uploaded this to their youtube page.

[Caleb Templeton @calebtempleton]

@benjaminn4L Start cooling in your butt twin

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano

[sweet lu @LuillenGuis]

Bro got two born & raised LA baddies at the Garden cheering for the Knicks he really is the Lisan Al Gaib

[Matt Caron @heyitsMattCaron]

the pose i make when i inspect the bottom shelf of dvds at the thrift store:

[trevy @chillextremist]

For your tumblr or whatever

[djcows @djcows]

the market crash looks so much nicer in ghibli

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler

[savage beastfly @LMagolor89]

The fucking phone of Theseus is killing me

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

look at my emperor’s treacherous eunuch dawg

[fuzilante 🧮 @gusinater]

insane find