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♏ moon | 11 | unrepentant unfunny person

[President @alliceeee___]

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[Fiyinfoluwa @msfizzy]

I want to miss Nigeria from the abroad 😭

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

millenials, let's talk again. we are now the aunties and uncles, so it's now on us to keep the culture of dashing children money alive [if you can afford it]. if you visit your sibling or friend, as you leave, squeeze small 1k, 500 or 200 into the hands of their kids.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the rich guy trying to live forever being betrayed by his own body eating him is ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy

[Oluwadunni @Oluwadunnii]

I frankly don’t understand why my PERSONAL decision to not cook is making you people so angry.

I haven’t cooked or gone to the market in 5 years. Cry now, cry forever!!

[THE WOKER @bIkwmnlvr]

Mind you

[RK @rk__upadhya]

Shout out to that one "study" where some African villagers convinced a researchers they they have sex with their wives six to seven times a night

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

And having the face related scars to prove it

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

You’re not wrong! I’ve been a writer of short stories, essays and poetry, an editor-in-chief (at Zikoko), all while doing this music.

Also part of the 2015 cohort of Chimamanda’s writing workshop.

[Satoru Gojo @bolu_ay]

This pelumi story breaks my heart because he was legit a baby

Just 20 years old

And he was murdered in cold blood in revenge

[Ijeoma Umebinyuo @ijeomaumebinyuo]

Oh Pelumi, your mother begged the Lagos State government for your body. She begged and pleaded for the one she called “her husband” to be returned to her, for you to be buried. You died for a useless country, an utterly useless country and you, Pelumi Onifade, you were so young.

[Regina George. @JadedCourtz]

Vishahka Nakshatra is very very prone to weight gain from what I’ve seen.. I think it’s the Venus/Jupiter combo but even in Scorpio tbh

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

@peachcider_bree You can’t go on dates with a little girl he’s not her father so calling it date is inappropriate

[Stella @Sthormyy]

@wanderinsouI If you have to avoid the sun to be white. You're not white.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I respect you so much for waking up this conversation. A lot of friendships are hostile and competitive because there is this need for a friend with a little bit more experience to look down and consistently lecture their other friend just for existing and experiencing life in-

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

As in everyday odd astrology kind of girl, I feel like people with Scorpio placements are usually victim of a hygiene related rumor. I don’t want to get too explicit, but if you know, you know. Usually by someone who didn’t have much access to them

[Ifeanyichukwu Samuel😎 @Ifeanyichukvu]

Any time i want to laugh i will always visit this tweet 🤣🤣

[Asian Junkie @asianjunkiecom]

I wouldn't be surprised if some shit comes out about the Sooyoung/Jung Kyung Ho breakup, but for now, people are being odd and in a way that seems to want to defend Sooyoung but in a pretty regressive way, lol.

[line. 🍄 @linemaqui]

Ele querendo casar e ter filhos porque a idade bateu na porta e ela não. Dou uns 2 anos pra ele aparecer casado com outra e já engravidar ela.
E nenhum dos dois está errado, ele tem direito a querer uma família e ela tmb tem o direito de não.

[Sharon Rotimi @TheSharonRotimi]

And then, there's the rest of us: obviously not a baddie, not really a cutie patootie, something of a Taiga.

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

Do u have ur Saturn in Taurus ?

[lex @lexisoupertramp]

this was exactly what i did when my group of girl friends suddenly shunned me in high school. those nerdy boys saved my damn life and treated me like i mattered when i felt worthless. i’m aggressively feminist but that doesn’t mean i have to pretend girls were always nice to me.