Al Harris

j chillin

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

I am the Pokemom™

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

So fucking excited for tonight! Red rocks let’s have it!

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

@Louis_Tomlinson When are you coming back to Colorado?? So bummed the Red Rocks show was canceled :/

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

@Zak_Bagans Quick video, but listen to the ringtone ‘Verso’ in this. Same sound Lauren captured. Came from an Amazon tablet! https://t.co/YyX5zQbu0w

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

@DrewFromTV if I can prove that I’m related to you, can I get tickets to your show at the Paramount in Denver??

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Growing up is thinking that game show contestants should walk away after winning $5000 bc that would pay my mortgage for 3 months and that’s all it takes to make me happy.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

👻 x2

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

@tacobell lost out on essentially half my income when they took the shredded chicken burrito away from me

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

babe.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

I hate that I watch a show and think “what does the lighting say that the director is trying to get across subliminally?”

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Well damn. Stream Walls I guess.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Massive boy and fan meself

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Just called into a conference line for work and the automated lady was British and my serotonin levels escalated.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

- swig bourbon from a bottle

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Here’s a list of things that I do at parties:
- check my email
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[Al Harris @allichanchan]

If I didn’t vote for my first choice for president, my second choice would probably have been Kanye West. Only because he wrote ‘Love Lockdown’ and none of the other candidates have made me bop that hard.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

I couldn’t even play drinking games bc I didn’t know who was saying what. So I just drank consistently through all of it. Welcome to America.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

I am TIRED of chasing boys. From now on, I will only chase the opportunity to get Deal or No Deal back on the air so I can be a contestant and meet @howiemandel and win a million dollars.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

I’m having heart palpitations from Deal or No Deal reruns.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Supermarket Sweep is so wholesome and is the only thing that has warmed my heart in months.

[Al Harris @allichanchan]

Some guy just asked what I like to do and I said I play a lot of Yahtzee online.