Alli Paul

Aid worker in MENA with @acontraelhambre | M.S. in Agriculture from @okstateferguson | Masters of Global Policy Studies from @theLBJschool | All things literary

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

Me, 13, Me, 23,
baptist: studying Orthodoxy:
🤝
F the Pope

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

a fresh squad of flying attack drummers readies to deploy to the front lines of the War on Christmas

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

Me when evangelical missionaries try to proselytize to me:

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

My biggest joy at work today was sizing the excel columns to where all of our assistance was ass

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Simulation of a car getting smashed using gravity values for different celestial bodies:

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when you saw just one set of footprints, it was then that...wait

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

I’m at a chilis too in O’hare and I just got a glass of free water.. and then I got a free refill on that free glass

And like America has its faults

But happy to be in the land of free refills

[Thomas Pesquet @Thom_astro]

#UnJourUneVille🇫🇷 Avignon, célèbre pour son pont et son festival. D'ici on croirait voir un œil géant dessiné par le centre historique de la ville. #MissionAlpha https://t.co/nHu1hGQdvp

[Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark]

Texans aren’t doing okay, y’all.

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

@astro_jaz Literally @hankgreen

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

I’m on a group weekend trip and I’m the first one back to the room for the night- I’m gonna hide the remote to the AC so the Europeans can’t turn it off when they come back lol

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

@jamie_jetta Not ideal but at this I’m open

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

I’m in an Uber currently not wearing a seatbelt just so I can Feel Something™️

[Thomas Pesquet @Thom_astro]

I had to do a double-take when I saw this view: not #Mars but our own amazing planet! https://t.co/bumlYYMqPv #MissionAlpha

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

One of my friends left the mission this week and she had a fish

Two different people joked about how they’re glad that they didn’t inherit the fish “like you did”

Is there a fish out there somewhere waiting for me to feed it??? Am I a fish mom????

[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

Men wouldn’t last a minute as a woman 😂😂

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

@swebbster93 Conmigo

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

Me: I want a family and kids in the next five years🤱👩‍👧‍👧👶

Also me: interviews for a job in Yemen🇾🇪🍷🚬

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

@swebbster93 Wanna move to Yemen

[Alli Paul @allideepaul]

Lived abroad for a few years and all I’ve learned is I get along great with the Italian marxists