Allie Mcfly

Not to be mistaken for Marty Mcfly

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

@_6signxxx If she personally is moving in, she may be able to. It also depends on your state. Google tenant rights and your state and it will outline what she can and can’t do

[Lady Prosh @ToniCouture]

@allie_mcfly

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

@daddybarbieboy I will say it to your face tho :-D

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

I wonder if when the killers released Mr brightside they realized that white people would lose their minds to it at weddings for the rest of time 😂

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Sentences I never thought I’d say, part 1: “Please stop collecting ants and flush them.”

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Me having horrific heartburn: oh let me have some of these

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Girls really be putting spider legs on their eyes thinking it looks good 🫠

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

@JustGotAPerm samesies!

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Nothing like vomiting up the 3 hour glucose test all over a Lapcorp parking lot

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Me just turning into Danny Devito every day that goes by in this pregnancy

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Sometimes I randomly think back to 5th grade when we read Harriet the Spy and my teacher had us do graded spy journals where we spied on our parents and neighbors. This bitch was desperate for the tea ☕️

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Pregnancy is playing a song stuck in your head then crying over the lyrics

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

No one:
Vinny at 7am, alone in his room: Apples grow on trees!

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

All my quiet mornings are now spent hiding from a toddler 🤗

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

@JustGotAPerm Honestly, me and @ToniCouture need this. those sandwiches were LIT

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Remembering the one time I didn't want to deal with confrontation so I deleted my email address lmfao

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

Nothing like your friend sending you a meme account and it’s a guy you hooked up with 12 years ago 🫠

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

The most fucked up TV show of all time still goes to The Affair

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

A conversation with my 2 year old:
Me: “what should we name your brother?”
Him: “Dr. Dre!”

[Allie Mcfly @allie_mcfly]

The Santa Clause is so much better than Elf #unpopularopinion