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the absurdity doesn't fall far from the existence

[Idrees Ali @idreesali114]

A boy holds a banner reading "America is the mother of terrorism" as he participates in a rally held by Houthi supporters against the U.S.-led strikes on Houthi targets and continued Israeli strikes in the Gaza Strip, in Sanaa, Yemen January 26, 2024. REUTERS/Khaled Abdullah

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This commentary offers a clear, powerful statement of why freedom of speech is at the heart of democracy and must be defended, whether the speaker is Charlie Kirk or Jimmy Kimmel, MAGA supporters or MAGA opponents.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

look, i’m not a prideful woman, all i’m saying is i’d rather wander aimlessly around this hardware store until i’m dead from dehydration than have one of these men condescendingly explain anything to me

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

me: self-care is way more complex than people think, it takes prolonged and uncomfortable emotional self-examination, plus a willingness to challenge one’s deeply ingrained perceptions

also me: i bet if i drink this glass of water i won’t be mentally ill anymore

[AJ+ @ajplus]

This 95-year-old man escaped the Holocaust. Here's his advice for protesting Nazism.

[αℓℓιєღ @allie_peter]

@RoobinShmoobin highly suspect

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

There's also gonna be an eclipse. https://t.co/3746FjgtsH

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Christian televangelist issues fatwa making it haram to challenge Donald Trump. https://t.co/EDqzJDJbRN

[αℓℓιєღ @allie_peter]

@RoobinShmoobin lookin queer is just so 'in' right now

[Hamilton Electors @HamiltonElector]

The President and Vice President of the United States

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

I'm sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that's not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ecn6aVHstX