al.

love her wildly

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

no one:
me: it's a sign from the universe i know it

[al. @alliedose]

I didn’t cry about boys one time this year, but you know what I did cry about a lot this year?? Being a homeowner lol

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

You really are doing just fine.

[al. @alliedose]

@RyanKuck1 Omg sweet baby!!!! I miss you guys so much!!!!

[al. @alliedose]

But did 2021 really happen because I can’t remember any of it

[al. @alliedose]

I don’t feel like enough people talk about how Brie is a really boring cheese and has like no flavor.

[al. @alliedose]

Me and my plumber have now hit the personal level of him texting me and starting off with “hey girl”. And that’s because the dude knows he’s about to give me a job quote that’s about to rock my bank account.

[al. @alliedose]

No one told me that when you buy a house, you’ll cry ALL THE TIME about everything wrong that happens lol

[al. @alliedose]

You really gotta give guys some credit. They really just do go for it with no fucks given, no matter the situation lol

[cassie @cassiee1919]

i don’t text back😭 i cant even tell you why fr i just don’t

[al. @alliedose]

For example lol

[al. @alliedose]

I got added to a junk email that people just keep replying to and seeing people reply “unsubscribe” a million times is making my day.

[al. @alliedose]

Does it mean that you’re getting old when you get annoyed when people ask for your Snapchat instead of your number?? Asking for myself.

[al. @alliedose]

Monday is the best day to run errands and you will never be able to change my mind.

[al. @alliedose]

An old lady complimented my butterfly tattoo so my day is officially complete.

[al. @alliedose]

To just further prove that I’m an old lady in a 26 year old’s body, my mom and I have begun to start talking about quilt patterns on the phone.

[al. @alliedose]

*me realizing that someday some man is going to have to deal living with all of my vintage/boho home decor and he’s going to have no say in the matter* hahahahahhaha good luck boo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

so much has happened this year it feels like i lived 3 years in one

[al. @alliedose]

I’m so fucking grateful for Saige. Holy shit.