Allie

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

september 30 october 1

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Me forcing my man to do everything with me 😂😂😂😂😂🌚💀

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Happy Christmas Eve Eve

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[わかこ🌲 @_thatsmorgan_]

now this is girl math 😭

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me: why does my back hurt

my posture everyday from 9-5:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[Michelle Caroline @michcarolinelo]

girl math is having a car lip balm, room lip balm, work lip balm, & bag lip balm

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡��� ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work today

[Brooke @wareagleblonde]

The only thing funnier than the famously hilarious pivot scene is the blooper take of the famously hilarious pivot scene🛋️

Matthew Perry was the best Friend of them all💔
#RIP #MatthewPerry #ChandlerBing

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

them: "it's not even that cold"

me:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's officially the first day of

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