allie finer

let my people go crazy

[allie finer @alliefiner]

my mom is insane for taking a photo of me in panorama mode

[allie finer @alliefiner]

Overheard a Girl Scout tell her friend that she can go 3 days without eating and not be hungry…Babes, you have an eating disorder ❤️

[allie finer @alliefiner]

eating kiwi at 10pm…you can’t make this shit up 😂

[allie finer @alliefiner]

i love when kid cudi goes like hmm hmm hmmmm

[allie finer @alliefiner]

good afternoon to everyone except the woman who paid $44.75 all in quarters and then said “oh you take credit card” when we were done

[allie finer @alliefiner]

@hurriCAIN_ took me a min to realize “my roommate” was abby

[allie finer @alliefiner]

the man who teaches me to ride a bike will be my husband…and so it is

[allie finer @alliefiner]

a guy at the apple store who is younger than me asked if I go to a high school in the area…I’m turning 25 tomorrow

[allie finer @alliefiner]

a customer picked up his food and said “thank you lovely little girl”
🤢 but also 😏

[allie finer @alliefiner]

watching my mom’s dog

[allie finer @alliefiner]

hi guys listen to my podcast Pod Goals it’s literally about nothing

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

So many podcasts are just listening to regular people ramble about absolutely nothing and I don’t understand why so many people enjoy it 😭

[allie finer @alliefiner]

a guy at work was really rude to me so all the other custies treated me like a victim and said sorry and were so nice and I loved it

[allie finer @alliefiner]

exuding a lot of main character energy at the dog park today

[allie finer @alliefiner]

on Jewish holidays i photograph so well. coincidence? i think not

[allie finer @alliefiner]

as the token jew at work, it’s my duty to explain the story of passover to all the guys here…in spanish

[allie finer @alliefiner]

@EliLloyd you should also keep a kazoo on you…ya never know

[allie finer @alliefiner]

gotham city and roku city are sister cities

[allie finer @alliefiner]

Kylie’s body guard baby daddy goes to my dog park

[allie finer @alliefiner]

mfs who wear these are the ones who walk with both feet pointed in different directions