Allison Fitzpatrick

[Allison Fitzpatrick @alliefitzz]

You should call one of your favorite people and tell them you love them & let them know how much they mean to you.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“Hello, I’m Ted Cruz” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Time to get drunk and get spooky

[Cher @cher]

Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT.
WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Make sure you guys drink lots of water and tell your parents you love them today

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Here's exactly what happens next after Boulder -

1. The #NRA announces that Biden's coming for your guns.
2. Ppl believe this, & buy more guns.
3. Gun manufacturers make massive profits after yet another massacre.
4. Repeat.

[Hannah Massimi @HannahMassimi]

What do u do when ur friends are both morning people and think it’s ok to start a group chat at 7am?????????

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you watch anything today...

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

Some people just got that glow

[brie @_cestlabrie]

“Who wears the pants in the relationship” outdated. Everyone wears pants. “Who wears the docs, who wears the crocs”. Wonderful. Not based on gender stereotypes. Implies someone is emo

[Allison Fitzpatrick @alliefitzz]

@TwitterTV @djmisfitt

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

The pledge of allegiance is creepy.

[Hannah Massimi @HannahMassimi]

I have no business listening to One Two Step at 4pm on a Wednesday. Yet here I am!!!!!!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“We need healing + unity, but I will not take any responsibility for my actions, nor will I acknowledge the contributions my lies made to the violence or the harm that it caused, nor do I believe anyone should be held accountable. But if you’re mad at that you’re divisive.” - GOP

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

Whatever you gotta do to feel happy and beautiful do it Queen ✊🏾 today gone be a good one.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit.

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

1) There is no rational argument for why it should take 60 Senate votes to pass a law, but only 51 to give someone the lifelong power to dictate what kinds of laws Congress is allowed to pass.

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

This Brick Squad shit a lifestyle

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

What some call “cancel culture,” others simply call “consequences.”

[ii @kerryfrantino11]

One thing that’s very true is that we need to get rid of the stereotype that white supremacists are uneducated hillbillies. They are our real estate agents, teachers, doctors, lawyers, politicians, etc. This feeds directly into the systemic racism in society today.