Al

she/her

[Al @alliefowee]

I GOT MY FAVORITE SWEATPANTS BACK

[Al @alliefowee]

Barista - "didn't want you wondering where your drink was"
Me - "my diet Dr kelp?"

[Al @alliefowee]

It blows my mind that people are still buying puppies when there are so many adoptable dogs in need

[Al @alliefowee]

One of my main bits is telling people my very obvious eyelash extensions are natural when they compliment them and then laughing like I'm hilarious

[Al @alliefowee]

Not me practicing a conversation in my head with this barista I have a crush on and she's not even working today 😭

[Al @alliefowee]

My sexuality is the cast of The Mummy

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Cincinnati all lit up in #Bills colors for Damar Hamlin. 💙❤️ #BillsMafia #PrayForDamar

[Al @alliefowee]

Things the Grinch & I have in common:
-hates everyone
-eats garbage
-loves dogs
-nothing to wear
-eyelash extensions
-gets bitches

[Al @alliefowee]

Does anyone else mourn a book when you finish it 💔

[Al @alliefowee]

@signingmango Stfu 😭

[Al @alliefowee]

Bookstores smell so good 😤

[Al @alliefowee]

Awake thinking about 4th grade when I was awarded lunch with my teacher so my mom packed me soup for the first time to make it special but when I went to pour some all the noodles fell out in a big ball and splashed all over me

[Al @alliefowee]

#WhatWeDoInTheShadows is so funny and gay it just makes me so happy 🥹

[Al @alliefowee]

I Love You, Man is my comfort movie

[Al @alliefowee]

@savannuhhh @matthasnopants Not this again! But obv if I did play Dylan would be my partner

[Al @alliefowee]

Banana Split is the best Dippin' Dots flavor

[Al @alliefowee]

Sitting at a table next to a couple being recorded for 90 Day Fiancé and can confirm it's all fake

[Al @alliefowee]

I will literally fight you if you knock on the glass at the zoo