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[Allie @alliefutt]

@forelskettt Imagine being pissed off about someone else’s wedding guest list.

[Allie @alliefutt]

@SecRubio @POTUS Little Marco. It's all so pathetic and embarrassing.

[Allie @alliefutt]

@Tactelller Bigly*

[Allie @alliefutt]

@Andy Can’t @CNN get you an umbrella holder? It’s bad enough you can’t drink on NYE.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Brittney 🕯 @voguebritt]

They were talking about Euphoria making people wanna do drugs, honey this show got me questioning if I really need to take Ibuprofen.

[Allie @alliefutt]

I went from not watching #euphoria, to binging it in a weekend, to furiously refreshing @hbomax at 9pm on the dot.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

fun historical fact: when my uncle spent three years in a Warsaw basement, hiding from the Nazis, it wasn't because they wanted to vaccinate him

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Allie @alliefutt]

First a crockpot, now a smoker. #thisisus

[Allie @alliefutt]

@AlisonLeiby My neighbor recently had a timer going off while they weren’t home and I screamed “Alexa, stop the timer” through the wall and it worked. Your situation is worse.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

If you had a great year the least you can do is keep it to yourself

[Allie @alliefutt]

When spending the holidays alone due to Covid, I personally enjoy end of world content such as Station Eleven and Don't Look Up.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I don’t care I’m gonna say it. Get pretzels out of chex mix

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Good day for Jake Gyllenhaal to dig up that scarf.

[Allie @alliefutt]

I have nothing.
I have a glam squad.
How can both be true? #RHOBH

[Allie @alliefutt]

@maxsilvestri The oatmeal raisin scone from Levain Bakery will change that.

[Allie @alliefutt]

@AlyssaMastro44 Perfect show to half watch while doing chores.

[Allie @alliefutt]

@sarahcolonna Watching now. Enraged by the experts’ “3 out of 5 ain’t bad” explanation 😂

[Allie @alliefutt]

Not sure what I was expecting, but season 4 #HandmaidsTale is DARK.