Allie Duck

Adrian college Bulldog class of 2020 DNK wolf

You can Panic anywhere!
Follow your wildest and most anxious dreams!

[Coca-Cola @CocaCola]

A little louder for people in the back. 🗣️❤️️

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

This is a whole mood.

[Archie Comics @ArchieComics]

We will post a funny tweet tomorrow.

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

@AwkwardHolland “Whats your degree in?”
“Education”
“You must LOVE kids then”
“No, i hate them and want to cry when i see them, why do you ask?”

[LAT Entertainment @latimesent]

Rest in peace, Luke Perry. The actor died at age 52 after suffering a stroke, his representative confirmed. https://t.co/BbeR5lChjG

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

Cadillac Michigan the light poles are shivering. Science mannn
#PolarVortex2019 #PolarVortex #science #Michigan

[Michigan Problems @michiganprobz]

Hey, it’s our coldest day since 1994...Meaning a lot of you have never felt this cold before.

[kase @kaysie_kaysie]

35 states still tax tampons and pads as luxury items, LUXURY ITEMS TF, it’s a public and personal health necessity to use these products. The next man who jokes “it must be that time of the month” when I’m pissy can drop $6 plus tax on a box of extra long cotton balls

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

Why is it called a twin size bed if only one person sleeps on it? #oneamthoughts

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

At Adrian you can get about a foot from one before he runs away.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus
2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

[Brenda Symons @brenda_symons]

Feeling bad for all of the @AdrianCollege students who can’t study for exams. They haven’t had full power since Wednesday night. Maybe President @JeffreyDocking will make the decision to cancel exams. #GiveThemAHallPass #NoPowerShouldMeanNoExams #ItsHardToSpendDiningDollars

[Jordyn💃🏼 @jordyyn_stone]

That we’re paying $50k to go to a school that doesn’t have any power right before finals week

[Cait☕️ @Caitlynnnnn_M]

On the 12th day of Xmas AC gave us
12 AC Alerts
11 emails
10 calls to safety
9 parking spots left
8 generators running campus
7 angry residents
6 days w/out power
5 days of finals
4 times the WiFi quit
3 dorms w/out heat
2 dorms w/out power
And 1 big hole in the middle of campus

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.

[tess🌻🦕 @tessy_rose]

Me: “I’m illiterate.”

Allie: “No you’re not! You’re an English Major, dumbass.”

@alliegator208

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

Having to write a research paper has taught me i think there’s at least 60 ways to spell caffeine but the squiggly red line under it tells me that i am wrong more times than not.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

[Whorzier 🌿 @beejune98]

Bisexual anxiety is when you're dating a boy, but you still want everyone to know you're gay as hell.

[Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui]

Lady Liberty cries tears of injustice from her oxidized watch over the American people today. Shame on the Supreme Court, shame on this administration, & shame on all who cannot see through what has been done today. I pray for all families separated & all souls feeling hopeless.

[Allie Duck @alliegator208]

https://t.co/MnIpKnW2zA