Al Pal

Indiana University School of Social Work alum. I like to learn about people, and I want to travel the whole wide world.

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I really don't understand why bugs feel like they have the right to crawl on me

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“She should be Carenelia because she cares way too much” - Ray about Cornelia

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“We’re just 2 Robert Downey Juniors” - Kel 💓

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Me to Phil: “When do you switch from diapers to pull ups?”

Phil: “Ummm, I haven’t yet but I’ll let you know”

🤣

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“Vino, I’m sorry I’m so anti-you…. But you smell, you get in the way, you get hair everywhere, you lick everyone’s food. It smells like someone pooped out here but it’s just the furry fart” - Teress 🤣

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“That’s one thing I’ve kinda always struggled with in life is eating oranges and clementines…. Nothing else really” - Phil

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“What was I gonna say that was cool to say?” - Teress

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Me to Dom: “It’s on the kitchen island”

*Dom goes to look for item on kitchen island but someone moved it to the counter*

Dom reporting back: “Well actually the island is the part that’s not touching anything else”

🤣 had to tell him I DO in fact know what an island is

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Dominic after he was given a brownie for dessert: “Where should I eat my brown?!”

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“This family has fought hard to not be called kaboodles” - Phil

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Me: “Did Beans (cat) sit with you?”

Phil: “No. He hung out with me on the desk for a little bit though. Then he got tired and made biscuits and went to bed.”

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“Would you rather eat a ketchup fart or log into a farty car?” - Dominic

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“I’m sorry I don’t know what I’m saying I ate too many meatballs” - Phil

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“Yes, I did! I ate a beef stick at a celebration of life! We were in the back of the room and no one knew!” - Kaitlyn 🤣

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“Who backseat sheisty motherfuckered that?!” - Teress noticing that she had several contacts in her phone muted unknowingly/assuming someone else must have done it 🤣

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“Look at her! A grown woman with a bib on” - Teress 🤣

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“Oooh that cookie’s right up my alley… but I’m trying to get starving” - Teress (preparing for dinner tonight)

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“Those shorts are long. Might as well be board shorts” - Teress

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Dominic: “Auntie Allie”
Me: “Hm?”
Dominic: “Sugar pie toot”
😂😂😂

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Me: “Was that a fart or the door?”
Phil: “Oh that was the door”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Phil: “Yeah it smelled like the door too”

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“What the fuck are those?! Are those donuts?” - Phil 😆