Allison Ziegler

Occasional occupant of the real world, frequent resident of writer town, and constant consumer of diet coke.

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

@laurenspieller I got mine on Article -- I'm relatively pleased. The process wasn't 100% without hitches, but they were very helpful in a hiccup, and the couch is super comfy

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

@ELWaters That’s so beautiful. A perfect day ❤️

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

@laurenspieller @hafsahfaizal 😍😍😍 Want!

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

Today, while looking for my high school diploma, I found a copy of a sonnet I wrote in high school for class. It was a love poem. For an amoeba. ...I think this is the first time I’ve ever been glad that I never threw my old homework away.

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

@ELWaters Let me know how it is!

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

I have fallen down a rabbit hole, and it’s name is Sarah Waters #amreading

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

@julianalbrandt Eep! So cute!!!

[Lauren Spieller @laurenspieller]

This is absolutely incredible. Thank you so much to @ellemodesto for creating this amazing makeup look inspired by #YourDestinationIsOnTheLeft! Visit her instagram to see even more beautiful bookish make up! https://t.co/i1peCkOgH8

[Lauren Spieller @laurenspieller]

I have a favor to ask.

If I have ever said anything you have found remotely interesting, useful, or just entertaining, will you please consider pre-ordering my book? And maybe also RTing this? Thank you ❤️

https://t.co/ymZWxHD2N2

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

That moment when you have been drunk since morning because some strangers played SportBall real good and you realize you have ice cream in the freezer ❤️❤️❤️ #Philly

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

That gay super bowl ad was the most honest thing that happened in 2018 #SuperBowl -#MaketheSuperBowlGayAgain

[Lauren Spieller @laurenspieller]

So, in case you missed it last night, I have really exciting news...I sold a book!! SHE'S THE WORST will be coming out in Fall 2019 from S&S!

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

Settling in with some evening coffee and @ELWaters’s book, because my Thursday is better than your Thursday 😊☕️

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

Trump claims, “In the past, we have foolishly released hundreds and hundreds of dangerous terrorists, only to meet them again on the battlefield.”

From 2002-16, 122 detainees from Guantanamo returned to terrorist activities. (113 Bush, 9 Obama) #SOTU
https://t.co/RuY37swri1

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

I think the reason Trump looks so proud is that reciprocal is the biggest word he knows. #SOTU

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Achievement Unlocked: Freudian Slip #HonorOfPreventing #SOTU

[Allison Ziegler @alliegatorziggs]

Omg, Tim Kaine sad clap.