Allie Levitan

Pathological Liar & Daughter of Paul Giamatti (actor/writer: @cartoonpres @tnyshouts @mcsweeneys)

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Me all week: 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😓😓😓😓😰😰😱😱😨😨😨🥶🤯🥵😭😭😱😫👹👹👹👹👹👹🤒🤒👿👿🥱🥱🥱😱😱🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Me during the 45 minutes that I pay for therapy: 🤠

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@normal_cristian Thank you #ad #paidpartner

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Texting my ex on Cyber Monday

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The new walk of shame is when you finally clean your room and have to carry the 7-9 cups of undrunk liquid past your roommates and into the kitchen

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Happy international women’s day to my grandfathers second wife, Martita!

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Making an HBO docuseries following everyone who’s received this card

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What if there was just one subway line that was actually a roller coaster. We all strap in and have the time of our lives

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“Wait, oh my god” - me realizing that I’m sad

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@schlife Mooneys point

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Just realized everyone who is currently super old was once young. Lots to consider!

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I wish there was a podcast like The Daily but for the love life of Jojo Siwa

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When the TSA agent tells me to lower my mask it’s like, okay emotional or physical? I’m an actress, not a mind reader

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Sitting next to first dates are awesome. This guy just asked a girl if she owned a stove

[zach @zachbreechen]

when u see a single piece of confetti fall at the beginning of a show it’s like ok spoiler

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When a stranger in a coffee shop asks me to keep their computer and backpack safe while their in the bathroom I’m like, okay this is the plot of Raising Helen

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@SydneyBattle Moshi Moshi by Banana Yoshimoto

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Some days I trust myself and other days I remember when I was 16 and spent all my money on this wall stencil:

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If a shoe takes more than 3 seconds to put on then that is not a shoe that’s a corset

[em @emilydelaney_]

honestly so cute when clothes come with extra buttons in case one comes off. have never used one, will never use one, have lost them all, but like how nice.