time is an illusion 💖

Allie, 31, she/her. High Chaos, High Reward. It all comes back to vampires.

[time is an illusion 💖 @alliegreenleaf]

putting on my Guerlain perfume every day to work my little tourism industry job in 103° heat

[🦇 miracide 𓃵 @miracide_]

‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

there was an outbreak of hope when that Superman movie dropped

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

when you say 'mercutio' everyone under 45 thinks of him. what are you talking about?

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Yeah man, nobody’s ever reimagined Romeo and Juliet with different nationalities and identities before

[Luke Duong @32_vu32810]

Same man who wrote this, btw.

[B @belladonna80713]

Historical inaccurate styling when used to its full potential and awareness, has the opportunity to look so beautiful. No one’s doing this anymore.

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Today I toured a house built in 1774 with masonic symbols on it and the tour guide said we couldn't find out what they meant because the Freemasons won't tell us and then a guy in the tour group spoke up because he was a Freemason and told us what they meant and I'm still loling

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The cover art for Guillermo del Toro's ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ Criterion edition.

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

overheard a guy trying to convince his girlfriend to get a protein bar instead of the croissant she wanted and she said, verbatim, “just because you don’t like joy, josh, doesn’t mean i want to be miserable too.”

[time is an illusion 💖 @alliegreenleaf]

she’s given us old hollywood dynamic drama I’ll give her that!!

[gino ✴︎ @ginospetals]

in less than 5 years ariana got married, divorced, entered a secret homoerotic relationship with her co star, got with a married man who had a baby on the way, left him and got back with her ex

[Sara makes the friendship bracelets @Somakethefriend]

I feel like we don't talk enough about Wi$h Li$t, especially the acoustic version with the string arrangements; it is absolutely gorgeous.
I think the part that goes "I hope they get what they want / I just want you" is a real statement of intent, a whole philosophy of life.

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

wait. the size difference...🫦