Allie Goldberg

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[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Men love asking my dog if he just got back from the gym

[i’m back i guess @veggie_lo_mein]

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Ok literally why did he win every award tonight #GoldenGlobes

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Mom + Dad #GoldenGlobes

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Who’s better than you?! #GoldenGlobes #heatedrivalry

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

@otokyo

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Addressing the nation during the Survivor finale is a level of audacity I wasn’t prepared for.

#survivor49

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

The real Black Friday deal? Email Subscription Awareness Day. Unsubscribing like my life depends on it… right after I snag the promo code..

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Always rooting for my boo #survivor

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

The @hinge subway smut is unhinged.

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

@ShauhinDavari You were my favorite from day 1! Played such an honest, loyal and meaningful game. Well done!!

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Absolutely diabolical

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Hey! Im actually all set on this one! @hulu @HandmaidsOnHulu

[teeny @teenychill]

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[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

All workdays should end at 3. But start at 10. You only really need 10-3 for productivity.

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

#hulu was the real loser tonight omg

[Leah Williams @leahgwilliams]

anthropologie is less a store to me and more something akin to a children’s museum sensory experience

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

Mothers. #Oscars

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

@ettahehe He loves it though 😂

[Allie Goldberg @alliegshow]

No notes. #oscar #Oscars2025