Allie :)

not enough pussy, plenty of cunt.

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

God. My wife can’t stand my evil twink mode!

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

I barely even feel like Horton anymore. (Who)🥀🖤

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Just you wait, in 70 years they’ll be scanning the barcode on our arms and I’ll be safe

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

I am submissive to the vibe

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Born in the wrong body. Not in a transgender sense, I mean I should be basking under a heat lamp rn

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

I don’t throw fits I throw tantrums. Bitch.

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

DO NOT snipe that clit!!! Instead, preform an army crawl:)

[Pot Crave @misery3usiness]

(right before I give u head) is this thing on?

[Pot Crave @misery3usiness]

I kin malcom in the middle

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Shout out Urethra Franklin, so glad I don’t gotta piss out my butt

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

That shift felt like the heroes journey

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

No one here knows I have 5 binder clips in my pocket

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Me and my main squeeze, smokin the ganja

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

A girl without a little treat is like an angel without wings

[MARS @sacrinx]

me when i go out in my boy clothes

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Eating cotton candy to take the edge off my insulation cravings

[s♡mi @silllks]

girls meet their soulmate right after meeting the worst guy ever

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

Smoking cigarettes with bits of pickle stuck in my teeth

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

I feel like the quill rn

[Allie :) @allieisfunky]

#rawlife