Alyssa Tweets Movies

I like to live tweet, live tweet. You like to live tweet, live tweet. They like to live tweet, live tweet. We like to LIVE TWEET.

[Mark @markiplier]

My mom got me CANDLES for my birthday! This is not a joke. She literally threw candles at me and said, “Happy Birthday!” No cake. Just candles. You have to retweet this... it’s my birthday...

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

DEM DEBATE NIGHT TWOOOOOO

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

@Apocalypto_12 Oh...oh no. I am so so sorry to hear. Lots of love and good thoughts coming your way. ❤️❤️❤️

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Well there ya go. A NyQuil fueled fever dream of a tweet storm. Thank you very much.

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

What if jean bob didn’t turn into a prince because Odette isn’t his destined princess? #foodforthought

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

NOT ANYMORE BITCH YOUR NAME IS ROBERTA NOW

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

AHAHAHAHA IVE BEEN CALLING HER ROBERTA THE WHOLE MOVIE BUT HER NAME IS UBERTA

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Okay well good he told her some other things he likes about her. At least there’s that. We still don’t know what Odette likes except for Derek’s Big Dick Energy™️

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Okay but that was pretty dope. Brom shoots the arrow, Derek grabs it and shoots Rothbart. Dope as fuck

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

“SWIM TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE AND GET THE BOW” *chucks frog* ☠️

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

THE GREAT ANIMAL

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

FIGHT TO THE DEATH GO

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Wop Rothbart’s here

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Well you done gone killed your feathery girlfriend Derek.

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

You stupid fuck.

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

STOP YOUR FACE

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

DONT

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

Don’t make the vow Derek. Don’t you do it.

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

GO JEAN BOB GOOOOOO

[Alyssa Tweets Movies @allielivetweets]

WHO IS SHE? SHE’S NOT EVEN WEARING A MASK. YOU’D BE ABLE TO BE DAMN SURE IT WAS ODETTE. NOT LIKE YOU SPENT 15+SUMMERS WITH HER ROBERTA