Allie-Mae Me

When I figure something out, I'll let you know.

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“Hetero-normative flirting” Thank you @GymCastic @OtotheBeirne for my new favourite phrase.

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@CLcecile Charlatan 🤬

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It’s ok @OtotheBeirne I also cried during Ferrari’s routine. It doesn’t get more poignant than a veteran like her performing like that as “Time to Say Goodbye” blares from stadium speakers 😭

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@poorlawyer Any luck???

[STATE G @GNAST_718]

Packers defense is SWISS CHEESE

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@andrewmarkel_ Yeah, because there are at least two people in relationships and only one when single. Twice the complaining.

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You know you're in a fancy restaurant when the waiter ties a cloth bib (that doesn't have a cartoon… https://t.co/HydjU9q7gV

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Where should I swim? #decisions #privilege #croatia https://t.co/JO6f4w4ILu

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@JMuschinske I don't really twitter...#socialmediainept

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#reasonsihatewinter I switched to my #winter coat which has #awkward pockets and now I don't know what to do with my hands! #winterproblems

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@rachelabra I come home August 4th! #missyou #soon

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Gotta respect the man in the ice cream van.

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@rachelabra I'm published! http://t.co/4VLOoNQEFg

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@keshasuxx my girl @alliemaemusch is coming from mother Russia so we can see you in mke together in August. Can't wait. #glitter #partyhard

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@svenjera the centipede was happy quite...to sit in solemn silence...I miss forensics.(((

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I love having the Internet in my hand. #technologywhore

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Well I made it a year and a half in Moscow before I had something stolen. I guess it was bound to happen. #wahwah

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@ptricky88 Lorelai's about to mess things up and I don't want to watch, but I have to. :( #trainwreck

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@rachelabra ok, trying to figure this out. What's your e-mail?

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My first autocorrect! *tweeting RT @rachelabra teething from an iPhone. Too damn sweet. (via @alliemaemusch) #dusty6