allie

it's all happening

[allie @alliemaraa]

hey so if anyone asks me how wedding planning is going i will bite their head off

[allie @alliemaraa]

Hilary Duff literally changed my life

[allie @alliemaraa]

doing such a horrible job keeping up with my friends on Find My

[allie @alliemaraa]

renovate the kitchen to baby pipeline

[allie @alliemaraa]

hello? do i need to go on threads?

[allie @alliemaraa]

Why Is Every Dress A Milkmaid Dress

[allie @alliemaraa]

i feel comfortable saying that because i’m also the only person in the world using this app

[allie @alliemaraa]

i feel like i’m the only girl in the world with boobs

[allie @alliemaraa]

its me and sidney sweeney against the world

[allie @alliemaraa]

been really busy ruminating on all the confrontations on my to do list

[allie @alliemaraa]

last summer i suffered from a bad case of plantar fasciitis,, this year it’s depression, dunno which is worse

[allie @alliemaraa]

hey so i don’t care about soccer

[allie @alliemaraa]

temp check to my followers how do we feel about this?

[allie @alliemaraa]

bought a power washer this weekend

[allie @alliemaraa]

“can we” is such a trigger in the workplace

[allie @alliemaraa]

it’s always “how’s wedding planning going” and never “how many bucket hats did you crochet this week” 😞

[allie @alliemaraa]

The last 21 days have been Consuming I am a PRISONER of my own making

[allie @alliemaraa]

if nobody at this party has watched heated rivalry i’m leaving

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???? like…

[allie @alliemaraa]

at least once a week i think about the LCBO employee at Dufferin Mall that pulled me aside to tell me my makeup wasn’t blending properly. Fuck her