Allie Muha

I think I’m funny but my friends would disagree🤷🏼‍♀️

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

I put myself out there this weekend and while there wasn’t a positive outcome it made me realize how I’ve truly been accepting the bare minimum recently. Pen pals are not it going into 30. Snap chat as the main source of communication has never been it.

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Once again deleted all the dating apps. So now just hoping someone shows up on my doorstep bc that’s the only place I would meet someone these days

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

PSA if you’re a single guy over 24 and have a photo of you from your college playing sports days on your dating profile. It’s time to upgrade

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

I feel like we need to touch base on something

I do love buying my own flowers and will continue to do so. I will sing the song because I am an independent woman who don’t need no man. But I also want flowers as gifts. Flowers are my favorite thing

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

There actually isn’t anything worse then listening to Christmas music at your house alone

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Tomorrow is my last day at work. So I’m hoping that positivity is put into the world for trying to secure Taylor swift tickets

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Not that anyone cares. But I got waitlisted. And now I’ve cried about:
-Len retiring
-Coach Taylor’s speech after the panthers lost
-Matt dropping off his grandma at the dementia care unit
-Potentially not getting tswift tickets

All within 2 hours

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

I might actually cry if I don’t get a Taylor swift presale code

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Why am I crying at Len saying he is retiring

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Does anyone else’s tv give them an error each week during DWTS?

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

How many birthdays are there on Paradise?!

[OLIVIA witherite @Oliviawitherite]

No one has set more unrealistic relationship standards for me than Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews.

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

I think I’m going to start sharing the things guys say on dating apps… bc some of them wonder why they’re single and I can figure it out in under 12 hours normally

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

81 babyyyy

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

@Sean_Deere @masnRoch No you don’t

[Bmore Birds @outstndnbrandon]

2022. The year the @Orioles liftoff. #Birdland

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

I simply am not okay that baseball is so much fun to watch again

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

Trying to pack for over a week in Europe and realizing I should’ve looked for new clothes more than two days ago

[Allie Muha @alliemuha]

This is the most fun baseball I’ve watched in a while