Allie Nichole

CJM 3-7-12. JJM 10-27-13.

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

I feel like it’s NOT okay that I get legit sad when @_alexishortiz goes back to Angelo. 🙄😭

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

I can hear cub saying his prayers in bed, “...and thank you for my mommy cooking dinner and thank you for her taking me to HEB and buying me a pumpkin...” 😂😍 #ThatBoyHasMyHeart

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

A commercial about Hocus Pocus came on and @l_mcnicol says, “Dang! 25 years! Do you feel old?”
As if she won’t ALWAYS be older than me. #UncalledFor

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

Cub just enjoys running his little mouth! 😂🙄😂🙄

Cub: do you know how to say “bear” in Spanish?

Me: oso

Cub: okay maybe you know that one, but can you say it in French?

🤨🤨🤨

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

Is it too early to start wearing uggs? 🤨

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

@carlyortiz23 😂😂😂

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

There has been a mosquito LIVING in my jeep for OVER A WEEK! I didn’t even know those assholes could survive that long!!!

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

I would like to go on record and say that gel polish is SOOOO much more difficult to use than I anticipated! Really should have just bought normal nail polish! 🙄🙄

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

Losing a spider. Losing a spider is far worse than seeing one. 😳😳

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

What’s worse than seeing a spider?

[Claire Bear @ClaireTschudi]

why is it so hard for people to just be nice?

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

I had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ✌🏼

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

My phone has been going off all morning and I’m staaaaarving, so I guess I’m just going to give up on my dreams and start my day. 🙄

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

I had big dreams about sleeping in on my full day off. I didn’t even have to drop Cub off today, but I have yet to get to go back to sleep.

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

Well...
This morning before he got out he said, “Wait mommy. I’m not too cool to kiss you in the Jeep.” 😂😍 #MamaGotAKissToday

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

Last year Cub told me he couldn’t kiss me at school. Hugs only. I asked if he was too cool to kiss his mommy and he said, “Just in front of my friends.” 🙄

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Why women live longer than men.

[Allie Nichole @allienichole320]

My mom hates scary movies. She doesn’t watch ANY. Even if they’re not REALLY scary... she’s not about it. She’s going to see The Nun tonight. I don’t think she knows what she’s getting herself into. 🤨

[carly joy ortiz @carlyjoyyortiz]

Gunner: how are babies born?
Me: you’re too young to know that
Gunner: will you tell my dinosaur then? He’s a teenager.”
🙃🙃