allie noble

I’m not that funny and most of my tweets are about me crying but I promise I’m okay 😂

[allie noble @allienoble12]

If anyone has ever thought to themselves “I would love to give Allie a bunch of money for just existing” NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO LET ME KNOW!

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@kanoble1381 BEANS

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@NewMexicoUTD @GregHurst10 @USLChampionship Can yall do a slow mo?

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@ThePrtyAnimals @ThePharty @Firefighters_BB @bo_the_beaver

Okay I’m gonna try again, if you need anyone for today’s game for on field experiences OR if there are any eligible bachelors that need a NM Cutie then I’m in Section 116, Row I, seat 7!!

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@ThePharty Can you set me up with one of the players?? I’m in section 108, row S, seat 3 here in ABQ tonight!

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@ThePrtyAnimals and @Firefighters_BB specifically seat 3. OR If any of the boys are looking for a date here in NM (and also have a hoodie I can borrow in the cold rn) I’m also available :)

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@ThePrtyAnimals or @Firefighters_BB

If you need another person to do an on field experience for the Saturday game in ABQ, I’m in section 108 row S 👀

[New Mexico United @NewMexicoUTD]

New Mexico is Playoffs Bound 🙌

But the job is not done 😤 We head into our final three matches of the season at home with the aim to secure home playoff matches. Let’s get it, Familia! #SomosUnidos

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@NewMexicoUTD Yall should collab with @NMPinonCoffee to have a stand with warm drinks at the games!

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@NewMexicoUTD I have a great idea for yall! During these chilly night games yall should sell hot cocoa!!!

[allie noble @allienoble12]

The kids and I are watching tonight’s @NewMexicoUTD game and one of the boys started very quietly saying “juicy colors, juicy colors, we’re wearing juicy colors”

[allie noble @allienoble12]

I know I need to book myself a self care appt (like a facial or a Korean hair spa or a spray tan or something like that) but I’m too afraid that I’m just gonna start crying while it’s happening thus ruining it.

[allie noble @allienoble12]

I think @NewMexicoUTD should give whoever runs their twitter a raise. Following the twitter feed is a major highlight of the game

[New Mexico United @NewMexicoUTD]

This is New Mexico 🫨 It’s never over until it’s over! See you Wednesday at UNM Soccer Complex for our Open Cup game 🙌

#SomosUnidos | @imafirst1

[allie noble @allienoble12]

One of the kids told me that I was too pretty to have a boyfriend and to pretty for boys all together. Tbh I think it’s the best compliment I’ve gotten in a hot minute

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@DutchBros I used my app balance today and chose not to use my birthday drink specifically so I could try to win the 14 free mediums promotion your having but my app crashed right after I paid and now I don’t know if I won or not :(

[allie noble @allienoble12]

Why do I, a grown 22 year old, still cry while the dentist is polishing my teeth?

[allie noble @allienoble12]

After a breakup who gets custody of the collaborative Spotify playlist? And if it was a playlist one of them already nearly perfected before the other was in the picture does that make a difference? … asking for a friend

[allie noble @allienoble12]

…Maybe Memphis deserved the over 10,000 hostile fans

@NewMexicoUTD

[allie noble @allienoble12]

@Target why do yall charge for the gift card you get for a promotional purchase? Like the spend $50 get a $5 gift card. Why am I getting charged for the gift card? Can I opt out of the gift card?