Allie Brown

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

[Allie Brown @alliepbrown]

Sorry for the spam, friends! I’m very good at Twitter. You’re a pal, @kylegarberson.

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True and effective����

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True and effective����

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@joshgad 6-yr-old daughter says, “Yay, Olaf! Thank you!”

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@megandschroeder they’re made for each other.

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Husband and I are compiling to-do lists before vacation. One of his is “finalize vitamin packing.” #teambrown

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@_katiedwyer so good!

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@_katiedwyer have you listened to his episode of Armchair Expert?

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Lucy had 1st grade orientation tonight. She got so excited that she was running the halls squealing, “I’m seeing so many classmates!” 😭

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Perhaps the angry and aggressive animals of the forest are not awful, after all. Maybe they are just frightened of the world around them and whatever infinite darkness lurks behind everything that exists.

...Or maybe they need a snack. I am a bear.

[Allie Brown @alliepbrown]

@tcfl3m my favorites are Armchair Expert, Wonderful!, and Revisionist History

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The kids and I went to THREE grocery stores just now and none of us had a meltdown, so who’s going to give us a prize?

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@margoaway this is very good.

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@BOllenburger Yes. I’m still watching it on loop via Netflix.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

PLAYING MY NIGHTLY GAME OF "AM I DYING OR JUST AWARE OF MY ORGANS"

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@tadwyerzeman I forgot how much I love Twitter Taylor. I come here for this kind of golden content.

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@_katiedwyer @chacousa amen and amen.

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@chypresley love it! You look great!

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@chypresley this nine appreciates you. 👊🏼

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@Metzgalavista ugh. SAME. Nobody knows what to do