allieee🍊🍸

Fort Worth

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i’m in the knick knack aisle at goodwill and thought of you

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i hope he donates his brain to science when he dies

[jess @jesshakeitoff]

the barbie marketing campaign is so incredibly good but i personally did not need any of it. it could've been one singular poster in comic sans that said 'barbie directed by greta gerwig' and i would have been there opening session with a medium popcorn and a dream

[allieee🍊🍸 @alliepellerito]

@ItsBraydo ur just mad u cant get ur roommate in 550s :/

[dean’s blunt @kingkrulegroupi]

this is how i end up in the saw trap room

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i’m speechless. what the fuck is he talking about. i love it

[allieee🍊🍸 @alliepellerito]

@ItsBraydo Hope the mavs don’t make playoffs next season

[etica @ijustBbeing]

this would catch me

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

IM A MENACE FIRST AND A WOMAN SECOND

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie seated for Oppenheimer

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

i’m losing my mind

[Anchoret V @pickledspork]

This Colleen Ballinger response video is giving me so much second-hand embarrassment I had to call off sick for the rest of the week.

[kla @blessedswift]

I will not bully John Mayer I'm too busy bullying Morgan Wallen

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

controlling my titanic submarine voyage with this

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I love that the weekend looks like when a girl draws a beard on her face for a low budget comedy sketch