Allie

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

boutta be UP malcolm todd’s bunghole

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

“vivianne with the pretty name is trynna sit here and tell me the train goes all the way to st. charles”

viv: “we’ll pull up ventra…”

uber conversation CURRENTLY happening w our driver

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 is their camera roll

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

the fact that your body just knows when someone is looking at you needs to be talked about more. like every time i get the feeling that im being watched, i am.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 ok we can battle this out later

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 pitch this to the marketing department and both you and your idea will be thrown out the window

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@jackprom28 the BEST hot chocolate? so one must assume you took the polar express then

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

why does presenting in class hype me up. i just gave a speech and now im like i wanna do another one and make it BETTER. fortunately for the world i have another at 12. buckle up fellas, these business classes are heating up.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 is feeling bonita🎀

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

picture this: i’m driving home, i lost my voice from prior festivities, but two very tempting songs play— She Will Be Loved and Burn. i give in. i BELT these two tunes with my crackly, raspy ahh voice. i sounded haunting.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

when playing ride the bus. NEVER follow your heart. it’s always wrong the heart can be wrong and it will be

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 BOOM.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@jackprom28 ok what did me in this time was picturing you mogging while running and i think we can all agree that’s funny as hell

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@HenryBeaumont14

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@zenyuhau05 they gave me two chips although i asked for an apple…

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@jackprom28 i love sandwiches

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

about to see peter mcpoland. if he plays mold i will fold.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@jackprom28 real eyes realize real lies.

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@vivingawlik just release @HenryBeaumont14 into the targets general vicinity on a particularly gassy day

[Allie @alliepfeiff]

@jackprom28 casually using the word bucolic is bubonic