Allison

#1 Edmund Fitzgerald fan • tweets will continue until morale improves • hi Mads!!!!

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Appleton Wisconsin we are on our way

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Leaving vacation has made me homicidal in a way I could never have dreamed of

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Claire is gonna be fifteen years old in 30 minutes and I'm having a mommy moment just thinking about it

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Just asked a little girl in my summer camp class what she wants to be when she grows up and she said “umm I don’t actually want to work.” word sister

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Having an absolute riot listening to my boyfriend negotiate with his sister’s peers about drinking games #unc

[Allison @alliestoffel]

I come from a long line of women who don’t know how to land the plane

[Allison @alliestoffel]

working from home was cool and all, but boy am I glad to be using my thirty thousand dollar bachelor of science degree to be the only one who knows how to use a laminator again

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Greg Marcus will know my name

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

i'm gonna watch the batman part 2 in theaters so much that i'm single handily gonna raise the stock of amc by a dollar

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[Allison @alliestoffel]

mom just said someone who is 41 is “not much older than me” 🤠

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Do any childless elderly couples with a lakefront cabin and 14’ boat want to adopt me

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

me in 2060 when the one direction biopic comes out and it get’s to liam’s choreo during strip that down

[Allison @alliestoffel]

It’s Doja Cat Saturday (where it’s Saturday and you listen to Doja Cat)

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Genuinely would drop everything to go to a Macklemore concert and I am not ashamed

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Bringing my emotional support pitbull to the Wausau business expo

[haris @haris_chc]

human optimism has risen again

[Allison @alliestoffel]

I know we as a society have all become very pro-robot but there is still something very sinister about a printer going rogue and spitting out something it shouldn’t

[Allison @alliestoffel]

Many of you would not understand