Allie Stratis

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

I would love to win a free spring break with @bus2alps #BreakawaySweepstakes http://t.co/3CAySD4C6J

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

Got a caramel latte and while walking to class realized they forgot the coffee part. Thanks for the iced milk and caramel? #usdproblems

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

I think my Einsteins mug is bad luck. This is like the third time I have spilled my coffee everywhere in class. #fml

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

Moved my chair to vacuum. Stood at desk typing on computer. Went to sit down. Chair was not there. Fell on my ass. Now I have a bruise #fuck

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@smackey2 @MoniBuddyJones @KelseyConcklin the jump from the.....jk lawls, I live on the first floor. I would just step into the bushes

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

My grandma sent me a valentine's day card today that said "to a wonderful grandson" I am a girl, Nana. #toofunny

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@DoctorDiesel34 yep, you're right. They obviously were staring because I wasn't wearing pants :P #jklawls #thatonlyhappenstoyou :)

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@KelseyConcklin it was 80 degrees in San Diego the other day. Come visit meeeeee there!

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

I may or may not have broken my toe. Don't know how it happened. #lifesucks

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@ingweiss I am having the same problem #bmawithdrawal

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@ingweiss why would u assume that I would have an ugly christmas sweater? haha let's go shopping for some #BMA @lovetheholidays

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@MoniBuddyJones couldn't agree more. I never thought I would miss #thedale so much. Now I can start my countdown to #winterbreak !

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

11/11/11. Also, only 11 more days until I'm home!

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

No shave November = worst month ever #ew

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

@SherlockMorgan @ingweiss @MoniBuddyJones @smackey2 @Kelsey_Concklin @cahurd23 miss you too! 3 weeks and 1 day :D Cant waittttttt

[Allie Stratis @alliestratis]

I don't understand twitter. What is all this shit?