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instagram: allieumble 🖤 they/she 🥀check out my shop

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

I’m gonna make Ken watch either bridge to terebithia or saltburn tonight and I truly don’t know which one will be a darker experience

[bennny @Driftwould2]

Folks it would be wise to test for Covid before you head to a new years celebration tonight, just saying!!

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

First watch of Succession is for the vibes, second watch is to try and decipher what they’re actually talking about in 99% of the business talks

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer is like my favorite Christmas tale but I can’t ever watch it because I’ll spend the next 366 days with the song stuck in my head

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

Everyone told us that people in Philly would be mean and New Yorkers are notoriously mean but in both cities we’ve had nothing but lovely interactions so I’m starting to think that y’all just don’t have manners

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

My Christmas gift to myself is Not checking my bank account at all until I leave nyc

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

@deirdresucks Thanks so much 🖤🖤

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

I have covid for the first time since 2020 and holy shit this strain is something else y’all. I hope this doesn’t end up being my last tweet that they show on the news when this shit fucking KILLS ME

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

@Driftwould2 I think I have everything I need right now but thank you so much 🖤🖤🖤

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

I haven’t been able to see the new hunger games movie yet and I’m getting to a point of desperation

[faded rosy @coldroses13]

@allieumble Daddy

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

If you’re shorter than me you are my son

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

All of my mail was returned to sender because I had a squishmallow delivered and didn’t realize and it took up so much space in my mailbox that they decided to just send it all back

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

No sorry I’m just bad at math it’s actually $14

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

I better sell some art at this market on Saturday cause otherwise I have $24 for the next week

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

Someone get my girl tickets to the eras tour

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals that she wants to meet Taylor Swift once she’s released from prison later this year.

She says she's determined to meet Swift, who’s “taught her the true meaning of girl power,” according to TMZ.

🔗: https://t.co/u9ozf4CNvx

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to go back in time and end my blood line

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

you gotta think this strategy of saying that thousands and thousands of normal people, out with their neighbors and their kids, are big fans of terrorism is going to have diminishing returns

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

Why am I seemingly the only person in existence who shows up on time to anything

[dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch i am not gettin @allieumble]

If you go to the Salem Night Fair this year you will be seeing a costume design by yours truly 🥲