allie 🧚🏼‍♀️

📍LA-BASED actor/writer/comedian. Spunky Italian Jew bisexual goddess with a heart of gold & an ass of silver 🥈🍑😌 she/her

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

should I snort this

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

https://t.co/WzSJgbPCyl

elon musk you are so fucking disgusting xoxoxoxox heading over to bluesky

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

if u have tinted windows you think you’re in GTA

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

i don’t see “male” and “female” i see “troy” and “gabriella”

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

this has been me………… don’t recommend

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

playing diner dash live rn (intensely beating my own score at my thankless restaurant job)

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Wearing a kitten heel and buying a low carb protein bar 🏳️‍🌈

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

every twink/bear couple in LA:

[David Leatherwood @brokebackUSA]

in a world full of Sam Smiths be a Jason Aldean

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

i’m a 50 on Barbie typa girl

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

5mg edible vs. 50mg edible

[audrey @foldyrhands]

do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

every time I see someone running I’m like omg are they okay until I realize they are just exercising

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Aritzia makes clothes for girls who are REALLY excited to get engaged

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy pride month

[allie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @alliewessel]

i'm so serious right now I wish I had a hacker friend to get me all expansion packs of the sims 4