Eden

tends to do marketing things for complicated companies.

[Eden @alligator_queen]

It's over?! Praise be to He!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Donald Rumsfeld Survived By 1 Million Fewer Iraqis https://t.co/QtyQkOnpfK

[Eden @alligator_queen]

@baddanadanabad @danadonly Glad someone is talking about it

[Eden @alligator_queen]

@smartsweets the sourmelon bites are OUT OF THIS WORLD! Love all but these are so yummy. Thank you 🥺🥺

[max fine @maxfine_]

What time is the pandemic over?

[max fine @maxfine_]

We’ll get him the next next time

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

what is joe biden and kamala harris’ plans to finally make justin timberlake pay for his crimes against janet jackson and britney spears

[Eden @alligator_queen]

...Multiculturalism? Does this guy know how this country was founded or...?

[Secretary Pompeo @SecPompeo]

Woke-ism, multiculturalism, all the -isms — they're not who America is. They distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about. Our enemies stoke these divisions because they know they make us weaker.

[Eden @alligator_queen]

@roastmalone_ I'd like to invest immediately, thanks!

[Eden @alligator_queen]

on the bright side, when's the last time you've gotten into an argument with a boomer about school shootings?

[em🏳️‍🌈 @tangled_ember]

barbie and ken breaking up and then barbie getting a girlfriend is the greatest plot twist of all time💀

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I've never heard anybody debate who was the worst First Lady in American history, but I definitely know the answer.

[FlyWithKamala @flywithkamala]

Melania Trump trending for not caring again is a perfect time to acknowledge that Dr. Jill Biden will be First Lady of the United States in 9 days.

[Eden @alligator_queen]

jfc get this memester a Pulitzer

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

There. Was. A. Gallows. Built. With. A. Noose. They. Do. Not. Get. To. Negotiate.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

You're saying this on TV.

[Eden @alligator_queen]

@itskristofer Is it just me or do ppl use “no need to respond!” after unsolicited feedback because they want to mentally set themselves up to send it/post it and then leave them from feeling any further consequences from said unsolicited comment because they ~ weren’t looking for a response ~

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.