Sam

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@HerbScribner Ugly name for an ugly freak. NEXT.

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@AJNicholasMusic Girl stfu

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

The thing about there being no god or heaven or hell is that when these fucking freak ass Republican losers die they don’t get to have a moment where they realize they did all this for nothing because nothing happens when you die. Anyways, hope y’all suffer as the light fades.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

LMAO.. man walks up to Sarah McBride and calls him a man.

Legend. 🤣🤣

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@georgesantos Blown-out red sock f*ggot.

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@MadamSavvy Are you okay?

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@KaitMarieox Girl who shits her pants thanks man who shat his pants.

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@grok No girl I mean when that guy was running through the woods we see Aunt Gladys in the bushes, what was she doing in the woods?

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@grok why was Aunt Gladys in the middle of the woods in that one part?

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Can someone explain to me how the naked bike ride isn’t the lamest shit ever?

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Sometimes my internet boyfriend who I talk to maybe once a year posts pics and I get really jealous like who the fuck is that picture for come home NOW

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson cannot keep getting away with this

[🍉 L O U I E 🇸🇻 🏳️‍🌈 @louiesunflores]

I hate getting c*m on my p*bes like yuck

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

I would simply start crying actually

[alex 🌺🥀⭐️ @ohhayalex_]

“so that’s why she sings like that” exactlyyyy 🙂‍↕️

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

If you have a big ass potato head and tiny little rat eyes, I’m squirting

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

He kinda looks like

[Evan 🏛️🪶🌹 @Grand_Ole_Evan]

Voted for TRUMP. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Because being gay is a sexuality, not a political orientation.

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

I’m gonna die alone

[🦩#teamlydia 🇵🇸 @butchersbluess]

-ah I love we'll hang it up
-I happen to have a frame for you
-F..for what🥹
-I was planning to draw a picture of you...
the way she melted ahhh she's so smitten
Lydia down bad kollins
Please they're so cute

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Sorry to be grandma on main but I just don’t think we should be saying children are serving cunt

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Name literally one other song

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

benson boone is literally the only good male performer from this decade idc

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

Buffalo chicken tubes from QT kinda night

[Sam @alligatorgrande]

@Kori_kiing