the great rane weather machine

basically a diary

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pin tweet so maybe my profile will stop glitching and displaying a long since deleted post. live laugh love bg3 oc i’m getting a tattoo in honor of

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you’ll be having a terrible day and then dolly parton will just up and die. i can’t. do this

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@julianmiflaco yeah their families have some history together and they came to the conclusion it’s possible they’re half brothers, like in reality, and decided not to do a DNA test bc it’s funnier to believe they are. i didn’t think there would be show about it but i hope its more a comedy!

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tfw 4 (four) days into the new year you become the victim of an administrative fuckup so bad the entire campus security department (including the chief) has to be retrained from scratch and people are getting fired 🩷 because ofc this would happen to me

[celibate apartment @bornrestless]

delainey is so distractingly beautiful

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@lepetitcoups you ever think about how she had to wake up and do these hairstyles Every Day because i think about it all the time. she’s stronger than the marines for a variety of reasons but the hair thing is up there

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@julianmiflaco when i was a kid i was so confused by them because i straight up thought they were siblingsg

[myxh🪻💫 @myxhul_]

sokka on that airship after zuko told him to take the helm
[#atla #avatar #avatarmovie #avatarthelastairbender #sokka]

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already saving up for a matching one on the other side! i’m so in love!!!!!!

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pin tweet so maybe my profile will stop glitching and displaying a long since deleted post. live laugh love bg3 oc i’m getting a tattoo in honor of

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@julianmiflaco whenever i see or hear anything that reminds me of tangled i think of you lol

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@mercurialhigh__ @sunset_tower_ @lingerielestat it’s 1940s romania pretty sure they started smoking in kindergarten lol

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orange cake with an orange soak, orange curd, orange italian meringue buttercream made with orange syrup, decorated with candied oranges :) for my birthday :)

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@julianmiflaco there was a summer where every single day i put on all the little mermaid movies in chronological order. think i only did it because the only other dvds we had were snow white, sleeping beauty, and cinderella which did not capture my 6 year old attention very well lol

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@julianmiflaco i don’t understand why everything has to be live action with shitty cgi 😭😭 animation is inherently better suited to depicting fantasy and magic

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iwtvtwt so horrible all the time i start to feel crazy for liking the show and characters. man why yall so fucking miserable 24/7 😭

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@julianmiflaco a cane or crutches might also help while you recover if they sell them without a prescription near you (i am unfamiliar with argentina’s medical system lol). i’ve had similar injuries and walking on mostly one foot for months ended up causing some internal damage to my ankle :/

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@cowboyforests think his worst crime on this list is ghosting meanwhile almost everyone else has committed cannibalism

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@julianmiflaco that’s the most horrifying thing i’ve read today but on the bright side i don’t think an LLM has the capacity to make up #sewingposting

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@yurilesmand @bornrestless every so often i get random tweets on the tl that seemingly don’t connect to my interests and without fail every single time there’s gonna be an iwtv quote tweet further down