lily

hashbrown baby (she/her)

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

“I mean, what has Kamala Harris even accomplished as Vice President anyway?!?”

I’m so glad you asked! Get comfortable🧵

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[lily @alligatorsquash]

i did that #RealestPersonOnEarth because i need a vacation after backpacking europe

[lily @alligatorsquash]

@taylorswift13 1. chicago has a lot of restaurants 2. michael jordan’s number was 23
PLeaSe give us right where you left me

[lily @alligatorsquash]

something’s come over me… i need a boygenius cover of happy together by the turtles

[lily @alligatorsquash]

me: they look like vampires AND werewolves

juliet: they’re italian

[lily @alligatorsquash]

clown clown clown clown

[lily @alligatorsquash]

someone said lana del rey is radiohead for women and i’m fucking crying

[lily @alligatorsquash]

aging well

[lily @alligatorsquash]

dominic fike is rex orange country for cool girls

[lily @alligatorsquash]

@Ticketmaster i had to cancel therapy to wait in this paused line so if i don’t get tickets after this my depressive episode is on YOUR HANDS

[lily @alligatorsquash]

@MTV @taylorswift13 she said Bejeweled

[lily @alligatorsquash]

@TheRivChicago @LizzyMcAlpine what’s the jam presale code?

[lily @alligatorsquash]

karma lies
caramelize
caramel eyes

[lily @alligatorsquash]

did you know when you look up “slut” on google all that comes up is a pic of matty healy

[lily @alligatorsquash]

this gave me chlamydia

[helen @helen]

lately i’ve been dressing for revenge

[lily @alligatorsquash]

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IS A SEXY BABY AND IM A MONSTER ON A HILL

[lily @alligatorsquash]

when Lorde said “all the music you loved at 16 you’ll grow out of” i did NOT feel that. i still listen near-exclusively to harry styles and the 1975

[trish @ultragloss]

ok so we have had the logan lerman renaissance, the andrew garfield renaissance, and the dylan o’brien renaissance and i’m not complaining….but when is it time for the josh hutcherson renaissance

[lily @alligatorsquash]

when it’s time to BeReal but BeReal won’t let you be real 😓

[lily @alligatorsquash]

he’s a 10 but he never used any tips from ned’s declassified school survival guide