alli sonny 🌻

ope. hey there.

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

(psych professor puts pic of adorable young boy on board)
girl: omg aw is that you?
professor: no that’s jeffrey dahmer

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

I like to assert dominance in the workplace by cracking my energy drink open as loud as sonically possible

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oh no, turns out the depression wasn’t seasonal after all

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

getting Tha Carter VI before getting GTA VI is crazy

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@Femioxi But if you genetically modify an orange to look like a tomato, isn’t it still fundamentally an orange? They didn’t bring anything back, they just made one thing look like another thing.

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@Jcefenn this is absolutely insane

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just wanna download green day tracks on an mp3 player again :/

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@Jcefenn the lou ain’t big enough for the both of em 😪

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

Buddy here is so busy being racist he didn’t even realize that this is not only the same store, but the cashier is the same “chick.”

[CRYPTO MENTOR📊🎓 @MentorElsa]

@ianmiles Always the same suspects and people doing the stealing no matter what part of the world. It’s pretty crystal clear from all the video

Gotta hand it to those chicks. They are pretty tough and don’t mess around

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@S1mply_Me_ 🩷 luv u.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Wow. This is wild!

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what if pluto never wanted to be a planet in the first place? did anyone ever ask what he wanted? everybody getting all sentimental without knowing the facts

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

blackberry walked so apple could run.

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

why do people slam on their brakes to drive like 10 below the speed limit when they see a cop

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@S1mply_Me_ The older ones were funnier, but isn’t that the same as everything else lol?

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@S1mply_Me_ Also uplifting the animals 🙌🏼

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@S1mply_Me_ hahahahah somebody saw my meme? 👀

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

if you ask anyone under the age of 25 where the phrase "pursuit of happiness" comes from, they'd probably answer kid cudi - but thomas jefferson was a pretty bad dude, so i'll allow it

[alli sonny 🌻 @AlliHahs]

somebody really just tried to explain to me why 14 year olds should be allowed to carry guns in public without adult supervision. facebook is something else.

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@S1mply_Me_ eddiee I'm calling ur mom