Alli Harris

OG vermcat | SDSU ‘18 | Teacher of tiny humans

[Cannady Media Group @Cannady_MG]

🔥🔥🔥 @emilee__fox @niketoc championship game highlights

@sanfordhoops
@CghrMedia

#cannadymediagroup

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

RT if your school has a player in Super Bowl LVI 🙌

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

@sdsimon5 @BuschBeer Buschel?

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

@TomHarris28 No that’s on purpose

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

PSA: if I don’t know your number, I’m not going to answer. If you don’t leave a message, I won’t call you back either

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

☠️👀☠️

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Sorry bro @AaronRodgers12

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@BayleyKroupa Macramade by BK

[Trevor J. Mitchell @TJM613]

just nervously refreshing twitter every four seconds to check on the state of democracy, as you do

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

No, I’m not pregnant. I just hadn’t had lunch yet

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

You refuse ONE beer in front of your family and all the sudden your pregnant.

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

I married a child

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

My husband just called me a pretty
✨p o t a t o✨

[c n e l l y @cnelliy]

the doorknob was invented in 1877

people in 1876:

[Paki Blinder @s41ah]

Me forgetting that I exist while driving

[jimmy(go birds; potentially dead) @sushicat563]

Currently

[mediocre soccer enjoyer @CamFrent]

This is an ‘81 Honda, how dare you?!?

[** W. Brett Wilson ** @WBrettWilson]

Why not?

[Alli Harris @alliharris20]

It’s only Tuesday.