alli from the valley

livin the dream. livin la vida loca. she/her/hers

[alli from the valley @allihasgrape]

My mom says funny things sometimes so here's a thread of them

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Dolly Parton didn’t spend her dollars on space travel or a trip to the titanic because she was writing checks to put 150 million books in the hands of children.

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

it's so fucked how women will carry a baby for 9 months, go through childbirth, and then the child has the fathers last name like he wrote his name on a group project he didn't do much for

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[Telon Musk @TalonL26]

Get this fuck ass out of office

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Only cowards and guilty people wear masks

[PeepToad-🐥🐸🧷🧷🧷 @wiredowl]

It’s like talking to a wall…

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

Honestly if she’s going to keep funding food banks and children’s cancer centers I will have no choice but to buy every vinyl variant Taylor Swift drops and submit that on my taxes as a charitable donation 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i’m sorry but anyone who thought the city was giving this to her for free is a fucking idiot

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Dua Lipa opens banned book library after global right-wing book censorship.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

KEEP BULLYING TECH COMPANIES INTO REMOVING USELESS AND INVASIVE AI FEATURES!!!!!!!!

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The red cards work!

[Usman ❤️‍🔥 @taysfavcardigan]

you just had to be there.

[ana folklore ❤️‍🔥 @behindthemall13]

y’all are shocked she got married at msg? she literally spent months telling us that’s the life of a showgirl. the REAL plot twist is that she has a DOG.

[Sasha S. Graham @SxstaSeparatist]

She's just a kid. She has a lot of potential and I don't really think it's right to ruin her future over this.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Reminder that even in 1776, people were calling out the Founding Fathers for preaching independence while enslaving people.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America