Alex Hefford

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

@FunnyVines @HannahReaper Hahahahahahahahhahaha

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Hahahahaha win day girl the x silent https://t.co/TtEZ1AfMvJ

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

“@TFLN: (318): I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn’t human. It is 7:27 am.” @HannahReaper

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Xmas 2k15 in whale beach. God damn that's a nice sentence

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Need more ranch. Always need more ranch....

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

@HannahReaper dude I completely..... Agree

[justin @igoballisticc]

I'M CRYING 😭😭😭

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

#sanswork

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

@Bignell21 hahaha no way

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

@MeaganMcDonald_ hahahaha yes

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Last thought, I hate the term piss drunk. It's gross and you probably shouldn't be aiming for that

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Also how many snoozes do I have to hit before I get out of bed? It's been 7. ALSO, this lineup 👀 why aren't we there

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

I haven't tweeted in awhile so yeah I might tweet a lot today.

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

It's a bad time. For anyone that wishes they had an 8-4 job, please PLEASE rethink your decision 🔪👐

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

feel like I'm gonna go fucking postal if I have to live an office job life any longer. Get me outta here

[Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite]

I just don't want to look back on my life and think, "I could have drank more wine."

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

@annalieselily hahahaha what the fuck https://t.co/Kn8EJZRPiD

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

Trying to make an outfit choice but clearly not giving up my chicken l o l

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

“@tbhjuststop: Me vs u http://t.co/KLm2cRt88j” @HannahReaper

[Alex Hefford @AlliHefford]

i need to make friends with a boat owner pretty soon here... i can feel it comin' in the air #summas