𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 🌸

[𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 🌸 @Alliicceee]

How it started: How it’s going:

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

british culture is hearing an ice cream van throughout the whole of winter & then never again during an actual heatwave

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I'm sick of being kept awake by the heat. I can't wait to go back to being kept awake by stupid things I said in 2014.

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"just lock tf in" babes I’ve got ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

[Ell @cantverstopim]

England lowkey be treating Prime Ministers likes Red Bull’s second seat driver

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Noely @NOELY1982]

If we win the World Cup fully expect Sheridan smith to play Anyhony Gordon in a drama about it

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Jul @_jeweliet]

Accidentally let a “be careful!” slip while at the park with children and was lectured by someone telling me that phrasing is harmful for their development 😭 girl get off the internet

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

When you pull up to have a serious conversation on income inequality

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

The same Lewis Hamilton who used a corporate leasing structure to save money on taxes (around £3.3 million in VAT) when acquiring his Bombardier Challenger 605 private jet in 2013? The same Lewis Hamilton who bought the £16.5 million jet through his British Virgin Islands company (Stealth Aviation Ltd) and who then set up an Isle of Man leasing company (Stealth (IOM) Ltd, to import it into the EU and sub-leased it to a UK jet management firm (TAG Aviation), which in turn provided it back to Hamilton and his Guernsey company under charter agreements? *That* Lewis Hamilton?

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[m ˖*°࿐ @mariaria14]

britain is finally becoming a real island