(getting off at the wrong train stop) where the hell are we
My buddy who's convinced he's a time traveler: not where... when
My other buddy who's convinced he's a deer: let's cross that delightful highway
april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person
I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.
I saw a tip to brush your teeth with your non dominant hand to be gentler to the gums. I tried it and it felt like a complete stranger was trying to brush my teeth. Not even an acquaintance, a stranger off the street