Alli Johnson

[Alli Johnson @allij_alli]

who's ladesh

[hayden @haydennjohnsonn]

Why does every man I attract like rock climbing. IM NOT GETTING ON THAT WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET DOWN!!!!!

[Errai @errai]

(getting off at the wrong train stop) where the hell are we

My buddy who's convinced he's a time traveler: not where... when

My other buddy who's convinced he's a deer: let's cross that delightful highway

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[jay 🍂 @confettier]

project hail mary (2026)

[rain @gears4brekfast]

fish to your head name a gun

[🌲 @k74011]

Some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Nice LED headlights. One small issue. I am going to explode your vehicle with my mind

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I need to sit by the ocean about this

[general tea🪼 @_tea_anna]

sometimes i’m like.....what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[weather @dsxf234161]

huge ass tornado in 4 years

[hayden @haydennjohnsonn]

I am going to have two children one girl named rhettan; one boy named dlink

[ٰ @moralgrey]

pausing my book to discuss it with my walls

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i am so stoned that i just thought about david guetta and quickly looked over my shoulder to make sure he wasn't behind me

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

[sxwrkr @sxwrkr_]

I saw a tip to brush your teeth with your non dominant hand to be gentler to the gums. I tried it and it felt like a complete stranger was trying to brush my teeth. Not even an acquaintance, a stranger off the street