Allison Jermer

The whole world seems to see in black and white but I can only see the gray | Event Coordinator | UC Comm Alum 2016 🐾

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

@BabyAnimalPics @KatelynJermer @Ashley_Jermer

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

Just passed a summer camp on my lunch hour and almost said "have fun in hell" out loud

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

Where's a girl to go to find a romper that won't ride up her ass and show the untanned under-moons of her butt cheeks? Serious question

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

If you think I'm being stuck up it's really just because either I feel that I will or I already am annoying you so I don't say anything

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

College was so much fun. And really the fun is extending as I'm throwing up after receiving my bills for my loans.

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

This off-the-shoulder madness has got to stop. It was cute at first but now I can't find a regular ass tshirt #shittytrends2017

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

I am going to bed at 8 tonight and if anyone gets in the way of that lord have mercy on their soul

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

I just got a weird but very significant craving for corn dogs and mustard

[Gavin Colgrove @Gavin_Austin21]

Girls complained about the spaghetti strap dress code in HS but in college all they wear are triple XL shirts and Grandpa sandals

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

I for real don't deserve Nick because my closet is 75% his and he never asks for any of it back 🙃 #truelove

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

Oh what I would give to see Ed Sheeran 💔

[🥔 @salzmann__]

UC students know this pain...

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

I wish Morgan Freeman would give me a pep talk every morning I could conquer the world

[Allison Jermer @allijermmm]

I've never believed that happiness is a choice that you have to make every day, but it's true. Your mind is more powerful than you think 💭