alli schaub

lmao yeah

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

4 years later and some things haven’t changed

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

when I realized I forgot my headphones for a 6 hour car ride

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

True friendship is feeding each other at the dinner table while others watch @madunn2

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

The fact that I've seen 4 guys wearing visors unironically needs to stop

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

Karmas not real and I can prove it through the events that have happened to me today

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

the reality that im making my class schedule for my senior year of college is making me nauseous

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

To maintain my sanity, at least once day I have to curl up in bed watch Netflix and eat flavor blasted goldfish

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

@jessmrusso I'll be there

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

Pet 4/7 of the dogs I saw today, not a bad day but there's room for improvement

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

The number of times I wiped out on the hardwood floor bc I was chasing my dog around the house is really incredible

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

once a month i go on https://t.co/VuNCWyCqEo & look at all the dogs up for adoption that i cant adopt bc im in college & then i get sad

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

never forget the time the waitress asked if we wanted soup or salad with our meal and my mom responded with "whats a super salad?"

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

nothing better than introducing new music to people

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

@jessmrusso better than a "rain drop"

[jon @prasejeebus]

Me hitting the replay button and watching that video of Richard Spencer getting punched in the face over and over again

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

:'( https://t.co/VZ4erDAhRw

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

Me: day dreams ab having the ability to fly and talking to animals
Me: what if I was also a billionaire
Me: no.. that's just too unrealistic

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

Going to a party with all 50+ yr old adults means hearing every joke repeated 3 times bc they're all fucking deaf

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

What can ya do beside eat way too many assorted chocolate covered pretzels

[alli schaub @allinavarre]

when I realized I forgot my headphones for a 6 hour car ride