Allison

Brigham Young University

[KARINA AMOS @karina_amos]

Provo sub-cultures I acknowledge but do not understand:

- Expensive soda culture
- Floral print swing dress culture
- Making right turns from far left lane culture
- Use link in bio for discount code culture
-Making out on campus culture

Stay tuned for more

[Jensen @jensen_nelson]

**in my sisters primary class**

Sister: does anyone know what the resurrection is?

Little kid in class: I heard on a commercial that if it lasts longer than 4 hours you need to call a doctor

[Allison @allipauli]

🐭

[Allison @allipauli]

🙄😂 https://t.co/hwc7I7EsJ7

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

INEQUALITY: This Woman Makes Just $13 A Day Selling Pet Rocks On Etsy While MALE Robert Downey Jr. Made $15 Million For ‘Spider-Man’ https://t.co/ektoapFwhW

[The Bitch @Ratchel_Ring]

I’m not here for the luck I’m retweeting to spread awareness of this mans talent https://t.co/cd7owbvAFS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Melania and I are deeply saddened by the death of Thomas S. Monson, a beloved President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints...
https://t.co/ETD3fWtfU3

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

This just happened at my house (my 13 yr old daughter has a small stuttering problem)

13 yr old daughter: Mom, Oh Oh Oh

10 yr old son sings: O Orielly’s!

Whole family sings (including 13 yr daughter): Autoparts

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

My daughter holding her cat: Dad, why do you hate cats so much?

Me: Sweetheart, I don’t mind cats as long as they stay where they belong...

in the road.

[Macy Hollenkamp @mhkamp]

As requested:
2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook

enjoy

[Allison @allipauli]

@BenjiTLee Wayne?

[Allison @allipauli]

@AlexandaZgreat Ok but mine was better than both of those 🙃

[Mitchy @mitchelmusso]

Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby

[Christy Keane @christykeanecan]

@TheEllenShow have you seen this vid of my baby hearing for the 1st time? Over 5 million views on my fb post! 😭💕IG: theblushingbluebird

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

It's easier to build up a child than to repair an adult.

Choose your words wisely.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

What if the names we write down in the temple become the names those on the other side pick up when they go to do work for the living?

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Happy middle child day!!

(You didn't notice did you)

[Money Mindedness @MoneyMindedness]

#TheBacheloretteFinale

"When did you know?"

"After Peter left and I had no other choice"

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Covfefe? Hard to say, but I hear Al Franken's new book is full of it ;) https://t.co/o6BSSUyKE4