Alli Prince Author

Bestselling author and chaos perpetrator

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

One day i will be a very famous author who has their own PR team, and someone else will run my X account for me, and I will constantly battle them for the passwords so I can keep posting mildly inappropriate dank thoughts that ruin my reputation, and it will be GLORIOUS.

[The Pearl @ThePearlMag]

This shocking discovery has absolutely shaken the writing world. Comment below if it's affected you!

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@LucyGrecu He just jelly of how cool you are

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Me, already sick, pushing myself to work harder

Me, the next day, symptoms significantly worse:

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@TFindora 😔 Next thing you know I'll be budgeting and doing my own taxes

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

You should all be so proud of me, this is the second meal in a row that ive had today that had a vegetable in it

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

I just ate the best burger I think ive ever had in my entire life.

The problem is that every burger I have is usually the best ive ever had in my entire life 😂

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Its a listen to Iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat kind of day

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Super cool to see my books out and about!

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

My current favorite bit is to accuse people who did not raise their voice in the slightest of shouting at me, mostly because I cannot at all tell the difference between shouting and a slightly aggressive tone so I might as well lean into it for comedies sake

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

I need like, a giant dog to lay completely on top of me so badly rn

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@LucyGrecu @stephenRB4 OH RIGHT

I do not forgive you 😇🤗 (for legal reasons: thats a joke)

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@LucyGrecu @stephenRB4 I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about or why 😂

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@ThirzahWrites ☠️ okay well to be fair ive never actually seen a listing for that, but you are right that would take the cake.

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

The saddest thing sold on Facebook Marketplace has got to be Never-Worn wedding dresses and Never-used Engagement rings

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@ThirzahWrites Yes 🤣

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Tomorrow isnt promised 🥰😇 so throw hands today!

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

When you put a piece of popcorn in your mouth and it's already wet 🤮🤮🤮

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Playing valorant is like gambling. You just keep playing hoping for a good round only to loose because you forgot you suck at the game

[Abigail Falanga @AbigailFalanga]

OK, time to buckle down and get down to business!

I figure if I write one book per week for the next year, I'll get maybe halfway through my To-Be-Written list.

Totally doable, right??

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

@LucyGrecu 🙂‍↔️👎 no ❤️

[Alli Prince Author @AlliPAuthor]

Ever be so excited for a movie but then you watch it and it has lines like "😏 so, what's the plan?" And then you feel just like...so embarrassed you were excited for it?