Alli Reed

Well, ONE of them

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@brendanmcginley @MrsTomServo Yeah but my life is a lot better now that I don't spend an hour every day re-rewriting a joke about cat anuses

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@tauriqmoosa @raejohnston this is relevant to your interests

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i'm setting up one of those balloon releases they have at conventions for when this election is over but it's gonna be full of bricks

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@onlxn this is truly the Great American Masterpiece of our generation

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

-TRUMP LEAKS: The Archives-
part 1: https://t.co/FhWpsVAlJh
part 2: https://t.co/8qAHw7gjpe
(thanks to @michaeljweigel!)

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@NikaHarper What if there was a BEAR in the oval office? Or a SHARK? Hillary's unclean blood could be a NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

But okay this is a 100% real sign by the Robertson 10E onramp and I've thought about it every hour for a month

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

He can secure a buyer at 10% over asking, but can he secure his first kiss? Coming soon: Mikey Wheeler, Baby Realtor

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@jiggsy @YugSTAR @Protomen @raejohnston @kristercollin same. that show was something else and will always be one of my favorite memories.

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@EyePatchGuy awww, shucks! i mean, you are correct and that is an accurate assessment, but it's nice to hear someone other than me say it.

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@joe_lutes I've always considered myself the Hunter S Thompson of clickbait listicles

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@joe_lutes no shit! can you send me a screenshot?

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

THIS IS DOING REALLY GOOD THINGS FOR MY GOD COMPLEX @appleplexy @Newsweek

[Karen Lo @appleplexy]

When ur fake racist Aaron Carter-loving OKC account predicts the future @alliperson
https://t.co/46yboonPPC

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@expectproblems ahh, juuuuust missed it! What could have been, what could have been

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@expectproblems tweet whatever you want, no one's listening! Oscar night is the Twitter version of screaming into a pillow!

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@nich0003 back in the saddle, with that familiar West Coast Lonely brand of humor you know and love

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

Sometimes I read the instructions on the back of a Lean Cuisine like I don't already know what it says. I call it "The Stranger"

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

@Man_Cave_Daily ohhh, you <3

[Alli Reed @alliperson]

Weirdly Specific Experiences Shared By All Women, Vol. 942: A Supercut of Men Describing Tim & Eric Bits