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[kie @criminalplaza]

frame this

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[َ @ungodlywests]

this might be one of the funniest recouplings I’ve ever watched

[mickey .ᐟ is in the villa @guavariots]

me omw to fiji to tell melanie and kayda that if they couple up and explore eachother they have a higher chance of touching that 100k. #loveislandusa

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[suspended @twtuser00001]

Getting drunk with your close friends is a privilege and do it as much as you can before everyone gets separated

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[breanna 🇺🇸🇩🇪 @txgermanbre]

It took the Scots three days to conquer Boston and changing their public drinking policy.

[A. @fashionfaguette]

put your gay boyfriend to work while you go and explore Caleb my sister

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @TartanArmyGroup]

New England - it has been an absolute pleasure. Across Boston, Providence, Newport and many towns in between you’ve welcomed us with open arms and unbelievable hospitality, and we can’t thank you enough.
As we begin our journeys to South Florida, we hope it’s not goodbye, but see you again soon. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🫶🏼

#TartanArmy #NoScotlandNoParty

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[Star @agnireed]

Shawn hatosy I am objectifying you currently

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[lily @kendallxcody]

it’s unfortunately so serious

[shreya @shreyendipity]

i want a bf in the same way i want a cigarette, i know it’s bad for me and i kinda feel like shit after a temporary high, but when i’m a little drunk????